Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Going Down- A Few Tips From the Lesbians!

Alrighty, my lovely lessies! Time for a post on a subject I just know we all love: SEX. More importantly, the best part of lesbian sex. Yup, you guessed it- we're gonna discuss the art of ORAL SEX.
(Yes it's cartoon porn sue me)

Now, listen up, dykes. I don't know about you, but the dreaded Lesbian Bed Death is easily the quickest way to end a relationship for me. If the sex is bad, it's only a matter of time. 

Remember how those sparks flew when you first met?

Well, that should continue throughout the relationship, and, especially into the bedroom.

Now, ladies, I am sure you expected this post to be a step by step guide. I could do that, but honestly? It has been my experience that gasp! EVERY WOMAN IS DIFFERENT.

My advice is simple: Communicate. Yep, you heard me. TALK TO HER.

Ask her what she wants. Hey, you can't read her mind, and how else will you find out? I repeat: EVERY WOMAN IS DIFFERENT.

However, since we all love talking about sex(or at least I think we all love talking about sex), we can, just for fun, share a few tips. But hey, if I share, you better, too!

1. TAKE YOUR TIME. It's not a marathon. No need to rush to the finish line. Also, the longer you linger, the more she knows you are enjoying it.

2. Pay attention to her body movements. If she flinches away, you're doing something she doesn't like. If she arches toward you, keep doing what you're doing.

3.Don't be too rough! You might hurt her without meaning to.

Alrighty, I have several more, but I'll stop there for now! Your turn! C'mon, we're all family here, share and share alike, so we can all be happier lesbians!
After all,  being women, we have skills straight guys only wish they had! Happy Sharing!

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