Thursday, July 7, 2011

Short, Clean Nails, Please!

This is a must, dykes, and no, not because you want “that lesbian look.” 

That is irrelevant. If you are single and happy, have them anyway you like.  But if you are planning to have sex, best to keep them short and clean. Why, you ask? Well, let me enlighten you. Because of infections *ahem* down there.  

It’s simple, really. Your fingernails are the dirtiest part of your body. Shoving them into another woman’s vagina is common practice with lesbians(but I am sure all of you already know this).

Add in the all the gunk from fake fingernails, nail polish, and all the rest, and you could have a real problem on your hands, a serious one. 
simply is not a practical choice nail wise for sexually active lesbians.
Especially if you rip her up if/when things get a little rough. If your nails aren’t clean, she could wind up with an infection that will make  her make sure you never touch her again. 

Imagine sores like what you see up above in your best girl's vagina. Take it a step further and imagine it's all your fault. Would you let you touch you again after that? Didn't think so. Take heed, dykes. 

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