Yup, once again, there will be these typical southerners, and ME.
And yes, that is a cigarette you see in my mouth, even though I supposedly quit smoking last week. Something tells me that oath simply cannot flourish on a family vacation.
But hey, look at it like this: it IS a week away from this shithole of a town, that school I loathe, and a change of pace. Plus, I might meet a chic for OMFG A TOTES HOT BEACH ROMANCE!
And let's face it, gurlfags, Shannon's schedule leaves little to no room for romance, so if I get a chance for a little somethin' on the side this week, you'll never hear me complain about family life again. I promise. Until next time.