Let me tell ya, dykes, she was OMFG ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! But I know better. I swear I know better. Or do I?
Of course I do! But, the thing is, 'mos, SHE spoke to ME first! We were just floating there, in the lazy river with everyone else.
Then, she started talking to me, and Wouldn't STOP. Something tells me her gaydar went off!
So, of course, that meant that she latched on to me. But she also insisted that she is straight. However, her straightness and my gayness did not stop her from inviting me on a nighttime swim and a dip in the jacuzzi.
I kept reminding myself how OMFG STRAIGHT she was, but she kept flirting. And we all know how much self control I have when it comes to pretty straight girls. Therefore, you can very well imagine what this led to.
Now, ladyfags, I swore off straight girls a long time ago. Crushing on them and running after them never ends in anything but heartbreak. But...if she was so straight, would she have been hooking up with me? Things that make ya go hmmmm...
At any rate...who cares? A good hook up is the icing on the cake for the perfect gay beach vacay!