Friday, June 8, 2012

Series: Dykin' It Up: Episode 10: Gaydar. Yes, It's Real

Hello, my dykedellic sisters! Hope you are all having an enjoyable LGBT Pride Season thus far! Best time of the year. It also offers an almost unending supply of Pride Festivals

at which to pick up hot chics if you are a single dyke

like me. do you know if a girl is gay outside super gay environments? 

After all, Pride comes but once a year. The rest of the time, you have to OMFG WORK to find other lady lovin' ladies. Because, unfortunately, thanks to sheer numbers, the next chic you hit on outside the gay bar is probably going to be hopelessly GASP!
(Yes, it's Reese Witherspoon, sue me)

And I think we all know that nothing puts a gay girl on the prowl into a never- ending funk

like hitting on a girl only to find out she's straight. She is off limits for obvious reasons, so this seemingly little detail is a huge deal. But..Never Fear! Gaydar is here.

Yep, you heard me right, dykes. Your gaydar can save the day every time, and you need to use it. Yes, it's real. Y'all know what I'm talkin' about, too. It's that unmistakable 
when you meet a girl and automatically know that she is OMFG QUEER. Doesn't matter if she looks femme

we still know. We always know. Chances are she knows you're queer, too. Yep, gaydar is real. No one knows what it is, we just know that it is. So what are you waiting for? Next time your gaydar goes off, just go for it! After all, the worst she can do is say no...and hey, we're all due for a happy ending...


So don't let anyone tell you your gaydar is all in your head, lady lovers. It isn't. I promise you. We are almost always right.



  1. I'm a bad femme. My gaydar doesn't work properly most of the time or I just don't pay attention. I haven't figured out which lol.

    1. LOL, I think it takes work. Like, you gotta stay hyper aware. Eventually, it's second nature. There is usually something funky in her mode of dress, her hair style, the way she rumples her hair, or the way she carries herself. It could be something as simple as how brazenly she looks at you or checks out other women. You just have to pay attention. ;)

  2. Getting it wrong is always the worst! But then you wonder...did i get it wrong...really....did i? ; )
    My gaydar is definitely off...does it count if its staring you in the face? I heard the argument that there is no such thing so gave up the quest to fine tune.

    1. LOL, there is definitely such a thing! Though I think some of us are hyper aware of other gay people. I know I am like that.