Monday, November 18, 2013

Single Is Ok. Really. And Homophobic Doctors Suck.

Heya Lady Lickerz!

It's Been awhile. Again. I know. I'm Sorry.

Anyway, guess what happened to me? I had an OMFG homophobic doctor

who kept asking me about sleeping with men and if I was sure I didn't need birth control and all kinds of crazy shit.

I mean, Oh em gee guyz, all I went in for was a Pap Smear.

And that is likely why all hell broke loose. The bitch acted like because I am a lesbian I couldn't have possibly have ever had a pap smear before, even though I am 32 goddamned years old. Then, she proceeded to talk about Birth Control.

Though I had repeatedly assured her that men were nowhere in my past or future, she plowed on as if I hadn't spoken. I know that this is not standard procedure here at this supposedly LGBTQ affirming clinic, because I have seen other doctors there, and this line of thought/questioning has never happened. I will be complaining to my therapist about it tomorrow.

Well Then, Lesbos! 
Now that my doctor rant is out of the way, on to the point of this post. I am still single.

But you know what? That's okay. Really. I am doing just fine. However, I have made some choices about what happens when I do finally go out on that all important next lesbian date.

Firstly, I am gonna relax and have a good time. I am looking for happily ever after, but, if she isn't it, that is okay too. Remember, being single is okay.

Secondly, letting well- meaning friends in too early is, on the other hand, not okay. I get to decide when they get to meet my new lady, not them. Friends can often be the worst enemy of a new relationship. All in all, just have a good time at life, lesbos! Kapeesh? Until next time!! Muah!

1 comment:

  1. I never understood why they "ask" if I'm pregnant in the ER if they're just gonna order a pregnancy test anyway (and charge me for it). Pretty effing condescending. Will they believe anything else I tell them regarding my health? Maybe they'll assume I'm a drug seeker or some other shady character trying to "get over" on the medical staff...

    Would be nice to be taken seriously and not second-guessed, especially since I'm the paying customer.