at which to pick up hot chics if you are a single dyke
like me. But...how do you know if a girl is gay outside super gay environments?
After all, Pride comes but once a year. The rest of the time, you have to OMFG WORK to find other lady lovin' ladies. Because, unfortunately, thanks to sheer numbers, the next chic you hit on outside the gay bar is probably going to be hopelessly GASP!
STRAIGHT.
(Yes, it's Reese Witherspoon, sue me)
And I think we all know that nothing puts a gay girl on the prowl into a never- ending funk
like hitting on a girl only to find out she's straight. She is off limits for obvious reasons, so this seemingly little detail is a huge deal. But..Never Fear! Gaydar is here.
Yep, you heard me right, dykes. Your gaydar can save the day every time, and you need to use it. Yes, it's real. Y'all know what I'm talkin' about, too. It's that unmistakable
BLUE STREAK OF RECOGNITION
when you meet a girl and automatically know that she is OMFG QUEER. Doesn't matter if she looks femme
we still know. We always know. Chances are she knows you're queer, too. Yep, gaydar is real. No one knows what it is, we just know that it is. So what are you waiting for? Next time your gaydar goes off, just go for it! After all, the worst she can do is say no...and hey, we're all due for a happy ending...
RIGHT???
So don't let anyone tell you your gaydar is all in your head, lady lovers. It isn't. I promise you. We are almost always right.
GAYDAR IS REAL. USE IT.
